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britishtoatea:

I have literally been waiting for this gifset for all time

(Source: theymightcallmecrazy)

Posted 3 days ago
sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

Posted 3 days ago

amarriageoftrueminds:

lokiisdottir:

Kili is my favourite dwarf because he looks to surprised every time he does anything

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Kili’s eternal face of ’Bloody Hell, It Actually Worked.’ 

Posted 3 days ago

myroyalobsession:

William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha

(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals)

Posted 4 days ago

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

Posted 4 days ago

gehrardway:

When I was

a young boy

my father

took me into the city

to see a marching band

he said ‘son don’t get too attached to this band because bands break up and you will cry’

Posted 4 days ago

cherry-dicksicle:

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon

make watermelon clothes

how does one not reblog this

Posted 4 days ago

noelfieldingnoelfielding:

tupacabra:

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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NYELLO

there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.

(Source: laptoplucifer)

Posted 6 days ago

wannabebandkid:

oh-wikipedia:

championisjustatitle:

ozwinozwald:

inkerdoodle:

When you’re writing aND YOU CAN’T FIND THE RIGHT WORD

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http://chir.ag/projects/tip-of-my-tongue/

you’re welcome

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*reblogs for later reference*

I’M IN THE MIDST OF WRITING A BOOK WHERE HAS THIS POST BEEN ALL MY LIFE

(Source: fenfeiikou)

Posted 6 days ago

angelrin89:

fikkifini:

im-jean-valjean:

inlovewithwhitemen:

iragersaurus:

silentrhetoric:

naturalbods:

Truth.

Wow.. I didn’t know that

File under : things I wasn’t taught in school

Reblog the hell out of this everyone.

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It’s like you guys want to be outraged and offended. 

*tumblr people doing the tumblr thing*

Tumblr is full of morons that don’t fact check and spread misinformation so what else is new.

Posted 6 days ago

On my neck I have a scorpion that I got on our third tour. Actually the band helped pay for it because I didn’t have enough money. We were at this venue sound checking, I fell asleep and had a dream: I didn’t ever want a come-back plan. I didn’t was to be able to go back home. We were working so hard and what we were doing was really rough and it looked like it might not happen for us. So I thought I might have to go back home and get a job but I didn’t want to give myself that option, so I woke up and I decided to get a tattoo on my neck. I wanted a scorpion as I am a Scorpio. I did it in a way so no collar can cover it. It was my first visible tattoo.- Frank Iero - Total Tattoo Magazine 2006

On my neck I have a scorpion that I got on our third tour. Actually the band helped pay for it because I didn’t have enough money. We were at this venue sound checking, I fell asleep and had a dream: I didn’t ever want a come-back plan. I didn’t was to be able to go back home. We were working so hard and what we were doing was really rough and it looked like it might not happen for us. So I thought I might have to go back home and get a job but I didn’t want to give myself that option, so I woke up and I decided to get a tattoo on my neck. I wanted a scorpion as I am a Scorpio. I did it in a way so no collar can cover it. It was my first visible tattoo.
- Frank Iero - Total Tattoo Magazine 2006

(Source: mychemicalcatalog)

Posted 6 days ago

Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

ungratefullittleshit:

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:image

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:image

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

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Posted 1 week ago

The sense of an ending - three top tips for writers

amandaonwriting:

People watch sport to be entertained and to see who wins and loses. What they dislike is a draw. Readers are the same.

Readers of commercial fiction want to see a winner at the end. Readers of literary fiction are prepared to accept more ambiguity. In either case, the ending must be powerful. Great endings leave the reader satisfied, even if the rest of the book is weak. Weak endings leave the reader disappointed, even if the book was good.

Most of us can write a good beginning. The middle is the most difficult part of a book, but a good ending is essential.

A great ending always:

  1. Completes your story arc
  2. Shows a change in your main character
  3. Satisfies your reader

Sometimes the best stories are the ones that leave you guessing, so don’t be afraid to create some mystery in your conclusion. However, you should make sure the story feels as if it is finished. 
You should not work in an artificial twist, or a surprise, in the end, unless the story justifies it. Try not to force the story in a direction. Decide what could or should be the most logical and natural outcome, given the personalities of the characters involved. Don’t make them do things they wouldn’t naturally do.
The goal is to write a story that leaves your reader looking for your name at the end.

There are five basic endings:

  1. The protagonist wins
  2. The protagonist loses
  3. We don’t know if the protagonist wins or loses
  4. The protagonist wins, but at a moral cost 
  5. The protagonist loses, but with a moral gain

You should decide which ending best suits your story.

by Amanda Patterson